RIP LAPTOP
Jesus Christ, what demon did you fucking summon to leave that gaping void?
MANY DOORS, ED-BOY
i am… how u say… goddamn losing it lads
annoying white dad on say yes to the dress: i don’t like the dress, i don’t want anyone to know she has boobs she’s my little angel
me yelling at my tv: she’s 30 years old roger it’s time to fuck off
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
oMGGGG
pizza cares
Pizza understands
pizza spelt its own name wrong
Anonymous asked:
My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?
colachampagnedad answered:
God this brings back trauma
hotboyproblems